Friday, 16 October 2009

FUNNY MORAL STORY

A father from Chennai calls his son in Denmark and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Germany and tell her!" Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Chennai immediately, and screams at father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing,Do you hear? and she hangs up. The father hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's allset. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"



MORAL: No man/woman is busy in this world all 365 days. The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days leave and meet your dear ones. Office work is not everything in life and money making is not everything in life. After all we work for someone else's dream.

AN ANT AND A GRASSHOPPER

A lazy Grasshopper laughed at an ant as she was always busy in gathering food. One day the Grasshopper asked her,"Why are you working so hard?" come nearby me and listen my songs."But the ant went on her work. She said" I am lying in a store for the winter. Sunny days won't last for ever."Winter is so far away yet, "laughed the grasshopper back. And when the winter came, the ant settled down in her snug house. She had plenty of food to last the whole winter. The grasshopper had nothing to eat so, he went to the ant and begged her for a little corn."No", replied the ant, "you laughed at me when I worked. You yourself sang through the summer. So you had better dance the winter away.


Moral : Idleness is a curse

HUNGRY COCK

A cock was scratching the ground with his claws looking for a tasty morsel to eat. While doing so, he chanced to turn over a stone and find a shining gem under it.The Cock cried and said, "It looks very fine and it may be valuable to some people. But I would rather have found a nice grain of corn."


MORAL: Gems can't pacify hunger


CUNNING FOX

A fox was once caught in a trap. It was only after a tough struggle that she could get free. But, to her sorrow, her beautiful tail had been cut off and left in the trap."How ugly I shall look!" moaned the fox, " won't the other foxes laugh at me ?"Thinking hard, the fox hit upon a plan to save herself from being laughed at. She called a meeting of his friends and said, "Brothers! have you ever wondered why after all, we carry these long tails?" Let us cut them off and be free from their nuisance."But the other foxes had noticed her cut-off tail. They laughed aloud and replied, "You used to say that tails looked very fine when your own was all right. Now that you have lost yours, you want us to lose ours too."


MORAL : Dirty tricks seldom work